I want to make a joke about figs, but I don't have strong enough feelings about figs. My mission is to entertain and perhaps educate.

I have, in the past, referred to myself as tricoastal. I think by now I'm firmly monocoastal, go figure.

I'm not sure what I'm trying to say here. But are you even reading anymore?

I can't lie, it's deep. Misunderstood. Underestimated. Over stimulated.