Doing My Part to Wean the US Off of OPEC

As a lot of people who know me can testify, I have had a long-standing relationship with mint Chapstick. At least since 1992, I’ve been pretty much addicted to the stuff. Mint only (referred to as “classic mint” now, or sometimes “spearmint”). I do have a stand-by “regular” flavor in the pocket of my bath robe for emergencies, but mint has always been the staple. I’d always buy anywhere from six to a dozen at a time, and I’d go through them like some people go through boyfriends. (I’m not sure what that means.) Mint Chapstick is not the easiest to find, either. Target will usually have some in stock, but most of the stores within walking distance of me do not. So a couple weeks ago, I ran out of mint Chapstick, which is a wee bit surprising since I usually keep a stock of the stuff. I started using my Burt’s Bees Beeswax Lip Balm to hold me over until I had a chance to get to Target, and you know what? I think I’m a convert. It has a similar minty goodness that my Chapstick has, but with no petrolatum. The Burt’s Bees is pricier than the Chapstick, but I really feel like I don’t need to use as much. With Chapstick, I’m reapplying many times a day, but the Burt’s Bees gets like 1/2 or maybe even a 1/3 the applications. My lips just don’t dry out as soon. Some might think this obvious, but I denied it because I really loved my mint Chapstick. These are the 100% natural ingredients in my Burt’s Bees:

Beeswax, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, peppermint oil, lanolin, tocopherol, rosemary leaf oil, soybean oil, and canola oil.

Because of the lanolin, I suppose it can’t be considered vegan, but otherwise, a very nice concoction. (I’m not vegan, so it’s not an issue for me.) I guess the tocopherol is Vitamin E.  Well, that’s that, it seems that while I haven’t given up chapstick, it’s very likely I’ve given up Chapstick. Take that, Oil Barons!

A Cinematic Plea, in Two Parts

Part the First

I beg of you, my fellow wage earners, please spend more of your money seeing films in theatres. The more we go to the actual theatres, the less they’ll need to charge us to remain open. Sweet little Uptown Theatre has already closed its doors this year, and more closures could be coming to Seattle. I went to see Red at the Admiral Twin yesterday, a so-called “dollar theatre” for 2nd run movies, and the ticket price was $5.50! The movie was pretty fun, incidentally, though I spilled half of my small popcorn on the floor before it even started. Which reminds me, the film at the Admiral was preceded by about 10 commercials (including two for Bod Men and two for Chevy trucks) and NO MOVIE TRAILERS. It’s a sad state of affairs.

Part the Second

I beg of you, Hollywood and indie filmmakers alike, don’t make so many movies! I suppose this plea is especially toward Hollywood corporate film studios. I know the point is the bottom line, but I’d kind of like to see the collapse of at least a couple of you giants. It’s called market saturation. People don’t appreciate movies anymore because there are so many of them. If they don’t have appreciation, they won’t go to the theatre to see them. What’s the point? If they miss it, they can see it on video. If they miss it, there will be another similar film being released months, weeks, days later. Instead of remaking a film, why not have a second theatrical release years later? Cheaper to make and easy revenue. Instead of remaking a foreign film for the (apparently stupid and/or blind) American audience, spend a fraction of that money heavily promoting the original foreign version.

P.S. Give the comic book adaptations a rest for a few years, please. Let people read for a while.

SIFF 2010: Day Seven

Halfway through the festival, more or less. There’s still almost two weeks left, but I only have 8 out of 20 more movies to see. My Day Seven was also Memorial Day, but it didn’t really feel like it. It was kinda rainy and gray and not warm – just like I like it. Still, it was a little disorienting. I also found myself at the only Harvard Exit screening of my festival. I drove, of course, (for those of you who don’t know, Seattle bus service totally sucks after 9pm, especially on Sundays/holidays) and ended up parking in an area of Capitol Hill I’ve never been. Huge houses, gated communities – it was a bit spectacular. When I think of the Hill, I often think of squatter punks projectile vomiting into the street (that’s an actual occurrence), but this area was the complete opposite. Still no parking, so whatever. The film I saw was Life During Wartime, a sequel to 1998’s Happiness, with all the roles played by a new set of actors. I don’t really have too much to say about it. If you liked Happiness or like Todd Solondz, I’d recommend it. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen the earlier film, but I think this new one is not as dark, but it still deals with the same uncomfortable subjects in a kind of lighthearted manner. I enjoyed seeing Michael K. Williams in a totally different role than he played in “The Wire”, and the other actors were great in their parts – Allison Janney, Shirley Henderson, Ciarán Hinds, Paul Reubens, Michael Lerner, et al.

SIFF 2010: Day Six

Mediterranean Diet (or Food, depending on your translation) is one of several ménage à trois movies at this year’s festival. This one is set in a seaside village near Barcelona so it is always sunny, everyone is glistening with a sexy sheen, and people have no tanlines. All the action revolves around food, and yet I felt like the filmmakers really didn’t know much about food. The depictions of the dishes were not anywhere near a sensuous as I would expect from a threesome movie. Besides that, no one ever ate anything. Even when Sofía auditions for a cook position at a resort hotel, her evaluator merely looks at the dishes she’s prepared and she’s hired. Aside from what could be a huge deficit, Mediterranean Food is a pleasant romp with three beautiful people. Not a bad start to a Sunday. [Mediterranean Food plays again 1 June at 9:15pm at Everett Performing Arts Center.]

The only Croatian entry into the festival, Donkey (Kenjac)  is about family bonds and issue resolution. Summer break brings family together in the Croatian countryside, along with a donkey, a symbol of each one’s stubbornness. Secrets are revealed, confrontations are made, and in the end . . . well, why ruin it for you, right? Nothing earth-shattering, but a nice little film. [Donkey plays again at Pacific Place on 5 June at 9:30pm.]

Although I thought I would enjoy the Bulgarian film Crayfish (Raci) more than Donkey, I was, in fact, wrong. The story itself was a good one, but it took 110 minutes to tell what could have been told in 30. There were many long, drawn-out scenes of nothingness. They were visions which probably pleased the director quite a bit, but did nothing to hold the audience’s interest and keep pace. Several people left before the ending, and while it’s not my policy to give up on a movie, I don’t blame them. (Someone on IMDb gave Crayfish 8 out of 10 stars and had this to say: “At least, this movie will remind you of your mother.” What?) I would like to see this screenplay remade by any other director. [Crayfish plays again at Uptown on 2 June at 9:30pm.]

SIFF 2010: Day Five

I chose Skateland because it is a story set in early 80s Texas, and I always like to see if I can relate to others’ interpretations of “my” childhood. Granted, I was in elementary school at the time, and Skateland is mainly about kids in their late teens, but I had older siblings and cousins, so why not? Set in East Texas, it was a little leafier than I remember (joke – I’m from the south central part), but the filmmakers got a very authentic look, all the way down to the Lone Star longnecks. The mood-setting dialogue of the first third, however, was stilted and corny. Once they got into the actual story it got better, more natural. The writer/director was on hand for Q&A afterward, and he explained that from writing to wrapping, the film was made from April to December 2008. Maybe that was why the script was a little weak. SPOILER ALERT: On my way to the theatre I was musing to myself on the recent ubiquity of sudden death following acknowledgment of contentment/achievement of happiness. Then in Skateland, one of the main characters tells his best friend that he is completely OK with how his life has turned out. Five minutes later—smack! He’s dead.   [Skateland plays again 6 June at 8pm at Kirkland Performance Center, and in theatres this fall.]

Later that day I found myself at the Neptune yet again for a fantastic Japanese treat going by the name K-20: The Fiend with 20 Faces (Kaijin nijû mensô den). It was at times ridiculous, but at all times entertaining. Part Indiana Jones, part Batman, the film was set in a fictional 1949 Japan where World War II ended with a treaty on December 8. The class system is strictly adhered to, and K20 makes his reputation by stealing valuable objects from the upper class. Through a curious string of events, it’s up to circus acrobat Heikichi to foil the fiend.

One of the things I found interesting was how all the non-Japanese writing was German. For instance, the police helicopters were marked “polizei,” and the dials and knobs on the gadgets were labeled in German. An interesting choice, considering the premise that Japan signed a treaty with the US and UK to prevent world war. [K-20 plays again 4 June at 9:30pm at Kirkland Performance Center.]

SIFF 2010: Day Four

After a quick trip to the southeast quandrant of the US, I was back in line for another festival film.  Kanikôsen was a novel that was adapted to a graphic novel which is now adapted to a movie (actually, there was another film adaptation in 1953). The title refers to the crab-canning boat in which the story takes place. The setting: early 20th century, summer, in the waters between Japan and Russia. The Japanese boats are in a competition for “national pride” to can more crab than their fellow boats. This one we’re on is losing the competition and the boss is not happy. He and his second beat the workers, demanding harder work, more efficiency, greater output. An idealistic worker, Shinjo, tries to lure his brothers into a better life through mass suicide. After that fails, he leaves the boat on a dinghy (I’m a little hazy on the details of this as it was past my bedtime and I might have nodded off) and is subsequently rescued by a Russian boat, where he sees how happy the workers are in their current lives. Shinjo returns to his cannery boat and rallies his fellow workers. There is humor, there is tragedy, there is drama. [Kanikôsen screens again 31 May, 8:30pm at the Egyptian.]

SIFF 2010: Day Three

My motivation for seeing Nowhere Boy was that young John Lennon was played by Kick-Ass Aaron Johnson. The late Beatle, even as an awkward teen, was a far cry from the shy, dweebish wannabe action hero, and I thought it would be interesting to see the one so soon after the other. Even knowing going in that the story was about John Lennon, at times I would forget and think I was watching Paul McCartney’s story (confusing!). I’m not sure why – maybe I haven’t watched A Hard Day’s Night enough times (just the once), or maybe I can blame it on Mr. Johnson or the screenwriter for not making a caricature of Lennon’s younger self (joke!). It was a tragic story, and the guy sitting in the next seat assured me it was accurate, since Britain’s Channel Four was involved. I see that the story is taken from Lennon’s sister’s memoir, so I’m satisfied. Great performances all around, and a pretty good story even if you forget John, Paul, and George grow up to be famous. [Nowhere Boy plays again at the Admiral on 27 May at 7pm]

Afterward, I headed down to Dragonfish for some happy hour vittles, which was kind of a strange experience in which I forgot to get my sake card punched. Karen joined me, and then we headed to Pacific Place for Farsan. Funny and sweet, this is Swedish film about a Lebanese immigrant looking for love. The main character, Aziz (played by the writer/director’s real-life father) is a widower who is requested by his son to find a new wife as a distraction. The son cannot have children of his own, so he’s hoping to sneak an adoption by ol’ Pops. While the humor is generally not slapstick, there is one very hilarious kitchen scene involving Aziz’s milquetoast boss and his wife. [Farsan plays again at Harvard Exit on 29 May at 9:15pm.]